Personalized Traffic Eggineer Tote Bag. Eggineers are engineering eggheads and this humorous traffic eggineer with a traffic light, a hard hat sporting a road and directional text will bring a smile to your engineer on birthdays, holidays, and graduation. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.