Personalized Professional Eggineers Tote Bag. Eggineers are engineering eggheads. Society of Professional Eggineers text with an egg carton of engineering eggheads will tickle the funny bone of your engineer at birthdays, holidays and graduation. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.